So, Jägermeister Decided to Get Into PC Gaming

Jägermeister typically packages its product in the same iconic green bottle it’s used since the digestif was introduced in 1935. But the company recently partnered with YouTuber Bitwit to see if its eponymous beverage could instead be poured into a high-end gaming PC. And it could!

Let’s start with a disclaimer: Don’t pour Jägermeister into your gaming PC. That would almost certainly be disastrous, and with the ongoing chip shortage, it’s going to be more difficult than ever to replace anything you damage by dousing it in 70 proof alcohol. Keep the lid on.

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GeekJabber Site Now Live

I’ve been a little bit quiet the last few days. But there has been a reason!

I’ve been working on getting GeekJabber up and running and writing content for it.  It’s basically a site I’ve set up as a casual gaming news/reviews site.  It’s (mostly) working, just have to deal with a particular weirdness with some Google search results that I’m trying to work out how to fix.

If that’s your thing, feel free to have a look at the site, follow on Twitter and join the Discord server.

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Optus launches Internet plan for gamers

Gaming performance can plummet when an overloaded network causes high latency. To prevent this problem, Optus has launched a home internet plan

especially designed for gamers, with a whole bunch of features that the company says helps address congestion issues within households where multiple devices are used.

Known as the Optus Internet Gamer 100 Plan, Optus says it includes unlimited data, 100Mbs (estimated between 7am-11pm) download speeds, a dedicated Wi-Fi 6 gaming router that prioritises gaming traffic, and a six-month trial of the company’s Game Path service.

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14-Year-Old PS3 Gets a System Update to Improve Performance

You’d think Sony’s focus would be on the PS5 right now, with one eye on the PS4, but it seems the PS3 is still on the company’s radar as it just got a new system update.

As VGC reports, this update takes the System Software to v4.88 and it requires 200MB of free space either on your PS3 hard drive or a USB stick plugged into a PC. Unfortunately, there’s no details on why this update was released and what it does. The software features description simply states, “This system software update improves system performance.”

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Chair Simulator Is a Game About … Sitting

Over the weekend, I finished my first desktop gaming PC build, complete with an RTX 3080, a wicked-fast hard drive, and more RGB than is fully necessary. Once I was fully set up, I didn’t push Cyberpunk 2077’s ray-tracing capabilities to the max. I didn’t delve into the world of overclocking. I didn’t even mine a single Satoshi. Rather, I mined Sit Points in Chair Simulator, a free Steam game that lives up to its name.

Chair Simulator is the latest drop from MSCHF, the viral pranksters known for such memes as the Jesus shoes (and subsequent Satan shoes), Finger on the App, and mounting a paintball gun on a Boston Dynamics Spot robot. The game is silly, senseless, and weirdly enjoyable—an embodiment of that specific sort of slap-happy, late-night sleepover energy.

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How to Game on a PC When You Can’t Find a Graphics Card

The GPU shortage keeps getting worse, thanks to surging demand from gamers and cryptocurrency miners, alongside a host of other factors. Prices continue to skyrocket to satirical levels, and Nvidia says the shortage will likely last through all of 2021—which means you may not get that upgrade until next year at the earliest.

That’s a long time from now, which means it’s time to make some compromises. Here are the next best ways to get your fix when you can’t build a new system.

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Gaming Night

OK we’re going to try this and see how this goes ;)

I anticipate doing some Age of Empires 2 streaming with fellow podcast host Qwerty on Friday night from around 9PM (Sydney Time).  Would love to see some CrispyGeekers come in and say hi.

If there is sufficient interest … well maybe it will become a regular thing and we can get you guys involved in some social gaming …. thing.

If you’re keen to drop in and say Hi, feel free to drop in here.

Discord Ends Deal Talks With Microsoft

Chat startup Discord Inc. has halted talks to sell itself to potential suitors including Microsoft Corp. , according to people familiar with the matter, as it resumes interest in a potential initial public offering down the line.

Microsoft had been in advanced talks to acquire Discord for at least $10 billion, The Wall Street Journal reported last month. Those talks ended without a deal, though it is possible they could be rekindled in the future, some of the people said.

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A Firmware Issue Threatens to Make PS4 Games Unplayable

Unless something changes, an issue lurking in older PlayStations’ internal timing systems threatens to eventually make every PS4 game and all downloaded PS3 games unplayable on current hardware. Right now, it’s not a matter of if but when this problem will occur.

This ticking firmware time bomb has been known in certain PlayStation preservation and hacking circles for a while. But it’s gaining new attention amid Sony’s recently announced decision to shut down the online stores for PS3, PSP, and Vita software. While that impending store shutdown won’t impact players’ abilities to play and re-download previously purchased software for now, the eventual wider shutdown of PSN servers for these aging consoles could have a much more drastic effect on the playability of a wide swath of games.

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Twitch will ban people for harassment, even when it doesn’t happen on the site

Twitch will now ban users who harass members of its community — even when that harassment takes place off Twitch. The streaming platform announced a major expansion of its off-service misconduct policy today that allows it to take action against users who mistreat people regardless of where it happens, whether it’s offline or on another social platform.

The new policy splits misconduct into two categories: category one, which applies to harassment that takes place on and off Twitch, and category two, which applies only to harassment off Twitch. The first category hasn’t changed. If Twitch is reviewing a harassment report about something that happened on-stream, it will take into account related harassment on Facebook.

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